Cafe Da Fonk! Menu (Update 2025)
Welcome to Cafe Da Fonk!, a delightful haven for breakfast and brunch lovers located in the heart of San Francisco. This charming eatery boasts a diverse menu that celebrates creative sandwiches and hearty bowls, all bursting with flavor. Start your day with the Yazzy's Jazzy Spicy Eggy Muffin or indulge in Big Ralfie's Sujuk Supreme Bowl, featuring house-made halal sujuk-inspired sausage paired with fluffy eggs and aromatic basmati rice.
Their coffee and tea offerings are equally impressive, with unique blends like Rosemary Honey Black Tea and the refreshing Fresh Mint Lemon Honey Tea. The cozy ambiance, complete with comfortable sofas and vibrant plants, enhances your dining experience, encouraging both relaxation and conversation. What truly sets Cafe Da Fonk! apart is the genuine care poured into each dish, making every visit a memorable gastronomic journey.
Breakfast Bowls & Sammies
Irene's Island Halal Spam & Eggs Breakfast Bowl
Halal Turkey spam with savory soy glaze, fluffy scrambled eggs, and buttered basmati rice.
Big Ralfie's Sujuk Supreme Breakfast Bowl
House-made halal Sujuk inspired sausage (lamb & beef), fluffy scrambled eggs, and buttered basmati rice.
Zadie's Masterpiece Breakfast Sando
A fancy take on the classic BEC made with a house-made sourdough discard biscuit, our signature funky sauce, fluffy scrambled eggs, melted cheddar cheese, crispy halal beef bacon, and fresh microgreens.
Yazzy's Jazzy Spicy Eggy Muffin Breakfast Sando
Sourdough English muffin topped with a fluffy scrambled egg, cheddar cheese, and our spicy funky sauce.
Khadija's Veggie Dream Bowl Lunch
Fragrant basmati rice topped with slow-cooked black beans, sauted crimini mushrooms, charred olive oil broccoli, pickled sweet carrots, and fresh microgreens finished with our zesty jalapeo sauce
Gaga's Grilled Chicken Bowl Lunch
Garlic and soy marinated grilled chicken and an array of funky and fresh veggies, paired with jalapeo sauce, and served over fragrant buttered basmati rice.
Mama Moreno's Cumin Beef Bowl Lunch
Tender slow-roasted beef infused with cumin and an array of funky veggies, paired with jalapeo sauce, served over fragrant buttered basmati rice.
Veed's Vibrant Veggie Creation
Toasted sourdough bread drizzled with our house funky sauce, layered with cheddar cheese, pickles, fresh arugula, seasoned tomatoes, house fermented red onions, and red beet kraut.
Lunch Bowls & More
Coffee and Tea Drinks
Chaga-chino
Freshly pulled shots of espresso, creamy oat milk, honey, and chaga (functional mushroom).
Latte
Hot shots of fresh espresso mixed with steamed milk of your choice.
Rose N Fruit Latte
Iced coffee mixed with milk, rose, and fresh fruit.
Kaffe Citron
Lemonade mixed with cold brew and served over ice.
Masala Chai Latte (12 oz)
A cozy drink made with steeped black tea, hot milk, and a mix of masala spices like cardamom, cinnamon, and ginger.
Earl Grey (12 oz)
Earl grey tea mixed with steamed milk, also known as a London Fog.
Rosetree (12 oz)
Freshly steeped Hibiscus tea.
Rosemary Honey Black Tea (12 oz)
Handpicked fresh rosemary, muddled fresh orange, and a touch of natural honey for a hint of sweetness. Made with Black Assam tea.
Fresh Mint Lemon Honey Tea (12 oz)
Handpicked fresh mint leaves, freshly squeezed zesty lemon and a touch of natural honey for a hint of sweetness.
Matcha Latte
Ceremonial green tea powder whisked with your choice of whole milk, oat milk, almond or ginger citrus oat.
Matcha Water
Sparkling water and a shot of our matcha syrup.
Canned Soda (8 oz)
Bottled Water
Plain Sparkling Water
Lemonade
Fresh Juice - Schorle (16 oz)
A delightful blend of fresh fruit juice and sparkling water.
Other Beverages
Catering
Catering - Zadie's Masterpiece Breakfast Sando
A fancy take on the classic BEC made with a house-made sourdough discard biscuit, our signature funky sauce, fluffy scrambled eggs, melted cheddar cheese, crispy halal beef bacon, and fresh microgreens.
Catering - Yazzy's Jazzy Spicy Eggy Muffin Breakfast Sando
Sourdough English muffin topped with a fluffy scrambled egg, cheddar cheese, and our spicy funky sauce.
Catering - Khadija's Veggie Dream Bowl Lunch
Fragrant basmati rice topped with slow-cooked black beans, sauted crimini mushrooms, charred olive oil broccoli, pickled sweet carrots, fresh microgreens, and finished with our zesty jalapeo sauce
Catering - Gaga's Grilled Chicken Bowl Lunch
Garlic and soy marinated grilled chicken and an array of funky and fresh veggies, paired with jalapeo sauce, and served over fragrant buttered basmati rice.
Catering - Mama Moreno's Cumin Beef Bowl Lunch
Tender slow-roasted beef infused with cumin and an array of funky veggies, paired with jalapeo sauce, served over fragrant buttered basmati rice.